Confessions of an awkward otaku: Archive

Spending New Years Eve with old people.

I’msobored.

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EDWARD CULLEN...

lurida-lurida: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it

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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
 dishonor on you
 dishonor on your whole family
 DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs* 
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member: 
Me: 
Band member: 
Me: 
Band member: 
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster. 
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But - 
Me: Poster.